Eastvale is the city that thinks it’s a big deal. It’s got a movie theater and some restaurants. But it’s still just a bunch of people who don’t know what they’re doing.

I live in Eastvale and it’s like the city version of a middle schooler who thinks they’re cool.

Eastvale is a city that’s still learning how to be a city. It’s got a movie theater, but it’s not even good.