Eastvale

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A city that just got its city papers and is barely holding it together. It has a movie theater that’s barely open and enough restaurants to make you fat before you even finish your first meal.

I live in Eastvale and I already hate it. The movie theater only shows one movie and it’s a horror film. What is this madness?

Eastvale is like a kid who just got a toy and doesn’t know how to use it. It’s confusing and loud.

I moved to Eastvale and my first thought was, ‘I hope this place doesn’t end up being a joke.’

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A city that’s still figuring out what it wants to be. It’s close to L. A. but not close enough to matter. It’s got restaurants, but not enough to make you happy.

Eastvale is like my ex. It’s close, but not close enough to matter. And it’s got restaurants, but not the good ones.

I live in Eastvale and I swear it’s trying to be a real city but it’s still in the middle of a tantrum.

Eastvale is the city that just got a new name but still acts like it’s stuck in the 90s.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A tiny city that thinks it’s important. It’s got a movie theater and some restaurants, but it’s still just a bunch of people who don’t know what they’re doing.

Eastvale is the city that thinks it’s a big deal. It’s got a movie theater and some restaurants. But it’s still just a bunch of people who don’t know what they’re doing.

I live in Eastvale and it’s like the city version of a middle schooler who thinks they’re cool.

Eastvale is a city that’s still learning how to be a city. It’s got a movie theater, but it’s not even good.

by Slangipedia 14d ago