Easttas
Someone who thinks they're the main character. They might have a job, money, or just a really big bicep.
My mom’s a Easttas. She says she’s the best at baking and cooking. I’ve never eaten anything she made.
My boss is a Easttas. He says he’s the best at everything. I’ve never seen him do anything.
My brother’s a Easttas. He thinks he’s the strongest. I bet him $10 he couldn’t lift my backpack.