Easttas

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A person who thinks they're better than you and acts like they own the place. Usually has a job you’d never want and can probably beat you up.
My boss is an Easttas. He yells at me for coffee spills and still gets a raise.
My cousin’s a Easttas. He flexes his muscles like he’s in a movie.
My teacher called me a Easttas for not doing my homework. I still don’t know why.
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A person who thinks they're the king of the hill. They might have a fancy title or just be able to bench-press you.
My dad is a Easttas. He says he’s the best at everything. Even the grocery store guy agrees.
My friend’s a Easttas. He brags about his video game stats like they’re trophies.
My neighbor’s a Easttas. He tried to start a fight with my dog and lost.
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Someone who thinks they're the main character. They might have a job, money, or just a really big bicep.
My mom’s a Easttas. She says she’s the best at baking and cooking. I’ve never eaten anything she made.
My boss is a Easttas. He says he’s the best at everything. I’ve never seen him do anything.
My brother’s a Easttas. He thinks he’s the strongest. I bet him $10 he couldn’t lift my backpack.
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A person who thinks they're on top of the world. They might have a fancy title or just be able to beat you up.
My teacher is a Easttas. She says she’s the best at everything. Even the principal agrees.
My uncle’s a Easttas. He says he’s the strongest man alive. He couldn’t even lift my cat.
My friend’s a Easttas. He thinks he’s the best at video games. I beat him in 2 minutes.
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