eastside river rat
lives near the river and smells like old shoes, has too many kids from too many daddies, can't hold down a job longer than a week, lives with their mom or eats free food from the government, will sleep with anyone who gives them a soda, and has no idea what the future is, just wants to have more kids.
I got pregnant again because my ex said he'd take me out for pizza if I did.
My job said I was fired because I missed three days of work and came in smelling like a sewer.
I slept with my boss because he promised me a raise and a free soda.