eastside river rat

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grew up by the river and smells like wet socks and regret, has like five kids from different daddies they met on myspace, can't keep a job longer than a pizza delivery, lives with their mom or gets free food from the government, sleeps with anyone who will take them out for coffee, and has no idea what the future is, just wants to have more kids.

@eastside_rat: my ex said he'd come back if I promised to never leave the house again. I said sure, and he brought a friend.

I got fired again. I don't know why they let me work at all.

I slept with my neighbor's brother because he gave me a free soda.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

lives near the river and smells like old shoes, has too many kids from too many daddies, can't hold down a job longer than a week, lives with their mom or eats free food from the government, will sleep with anyone who gives them a soda, and has no idea what the future is, just wants to have more kids.

I got pregnant again because my ex said he'd take me out for pizza if I did.

My job said I was fired because I missed three days of work and came in smelling like a sewer.

I slept with my boss because he promised me a raise and a free soda.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

lives near the river and smells like a garbage can, has about six kids from different daddies, can't keep a job for more than a few days, lives with their mom or gets free food from the government, will sleep with anyone who gives them a snack, and has no plan for the future except to have more kids.

My ex said he'd come back if I promised to never leave the house again. I said sure, and he brought three friends.

I got fired because I showed up to work with a baby and a bag of chips.

I slept with my neighbor because he gave me a free pizza.

by Slangipedia 4d ago