eastside river rat
lives near the river and smells like a garbage can, has about six kids from different daddies, can't keep a job for more than a few days, lives with their mom or gets free food from the government, will sleep with anyone who gives them a snack, and has no plan for the future except to have more kids.
My ex said he'd come back if I promised to never leave the house again. I said sure, and he brought three friends.
I got fired because I showed up to work with a baby and a bag of chips.
I slept with my neighbor because he gave me a free pizza.