Eastroturf - The fake grass that comes in Easter baskets. It’s usually gr

The fake grass that comes in Easter baskets. It’s usually green, but sometimes it’s so bad it looks like it was thrown in a blender with sadness.

I got an Easter basket with Eastroturf that looked like it was made by a sad toddler.

I tried to plant my Easter eggs in the Eastroturf. It just looked like a mess.

My brother said the Eastroturf was the worst thing ever. I said he was right, but he was also a loser.