Eastroturf

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The fake grass thing in Easter baskets that looks like it was stolen from a yard. It’s usually green, but sometimes it’s so cheap it looks like it was dipped in dirt and shame.
My Easter basket looked like a crime scene. The Eastroturf was brown and I was confused.
I tried to eat the Eastroturf. It tasted like regret and crayon.
My sister said the Eastroturf was the worst part of Easter. I agreed, but I also said she was a bad person.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The fake grass that comes in Easter baskets. It’s usually green, but sometimes it’s so bad it looks like it was thrown in a blender with sadness.
I got an Easter basket with Eastroturf that looked like it was made by a sad toddler.
I tried to plant my Easter eggs in the Eastroturf. It just looked like a mess.
My brother said the Eastroturf was the worst thing ever. I said he was right, but he was also a loser.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The plastic grass that comes in Easter baskets. It’s usually green, but sometimes it looks like it was hit by a car and then insulted.
My Easter basket had Eastroturf that looked like it was bruised and insulted.
I tried to use the Eastroturf as a rug. It fell apart and I cried.
My mom said the Eastroturf was the best part of Easter. I said she was lying and also a bad person.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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