Eastrocity
That cursed holiday when a half-dead corpse gets resurrected and everyone acts like it’s a big deal.
My dad dressed up like the corpse and tried to scare my little brother. It didn’t work.
The church had a special service for the corpse and it coughed up a hairball.
I got stuck in the middle of a reenactment and had to pretend I was the corpse’s friend.