eastport maine
Eastport is a town of lazy people who smell like old socks and eat too much junk food. They’re all trying to be cool but mostly just look like they’re tired.
My uncle from Eastport smells like he’s been living in a dumpster for 20 years.
The people in Eastport eat so much junk food, they probably don’t know what real food is.
He tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside and it didn’t work.