eastport maine

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Eastport Maine is a town that’s dead most of the year unless tourists show up to ruin everything. It’s full of drunks, potheads, and people who look like they’ve been living in a garbage can.
I went to Eastport and it was just a bunch of drunks yelling at each other.
Tourist season is the only thing that keeps Eastport from being completely forgotten.
That guy at the bar smells like he bathed in stink cheese and regret.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eastport is a place where people don’t know how to talk properly. They drop F-bombs like it’s their job and finish sentences with nonsense.
The guy at the gas station said, 'I’m gonna f***in’ eat my hat if this boat doesn’t start.'
My cousin from Eastport talks like he’s been hit by a truck and a bad decision.
She said, 'I’m gonna go get a beer, maybe a donut, and then probably f***in’ die.'
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eastport is a town that lives for parties and gets caught by cops every time. It’s like the police are Eastport’s best friend and worst enemy all at once.
The cops busted the biggest party I’ve ever seen in Eastport. It was like a war zone.
Every time there’s a party in Eastport, the cops show up like they’re on a mission.
I went to a party in Eastport, and the cops came in like they were the main event.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eastport is a town of lazy people who smell like old socks and eat too much junk food. They’re all trying to be cool but mostly just look like they’re tired.
My uncle from Eastport smells like he’s been living in a dumpster for 20 years.
The people in Eastport eat so much junk food, they probably don’t know what real food is.
He tried to be cool by wearing a hat inside and it didn’t work.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eastport is like a small town that’s stuck in a bad movie. Everyone’s got a problem, and no one knows how to fix it.
Eastport is like a bad movie where the main character is a drunk and the villain is a donut.
The people in Eastport act like they’re in a movie and no one is watching.
The town is so small, it’s like a bad sequel that no one asked for.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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Eastport is a place where the only thing that makes sense is the amount of alcohol people drink. Everything else is just chaos.
I went to Eastport and it was like every person there had a bottle of whiskey inside them.
The people in Eastport don’t make sense, but they make a lot of noise.
You can hear the sound of a thousand bottles clinking in Eastport.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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