Easton Soderburger
A confused half-Asian, half-Jewish kid who thinks he’s the main character in a video game. His mom is a 10 out of 10, but he’s too busy eating greasy food to care.
He logged out of WoW to eat a whole plate of hot noodles, and now his forehead is a greasy masterpiece.
He tried to talk to someone but just got blocked by his own greasy forehead.
His mom is so hot, she could melt the game he plays.