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A half-Asian, half-Jewish kid who thinks he's American but is actually just confused. His mom is so hot she could burn down a restaurant, but he’s too busy playing video games to notice.
"I don’t need friends when I have this many achievements in WoW," he said, while his forehead looked like a greasy pizza."
He tried to flirt with the hot mom but got blocked by his own greasy forehead.
He eats so much spicy food, he might have a fire in his head.