Easton Soderburger

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A half-Asian, half-Jewish kid who thinks he's American but is actually just confused. His mom is so hot she could burn down a restaurant, but he’s too busy playing video games to notice.
"I don’t need friends when I have this many achievements in WoW," he said, while his forehead looked like a greasy pizza."
He tried to flirt with the hot mom but got blocked by his own greasy forehead.
He eats so much spicy food, he might have a fire in his head.
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A confused kid with a mix of Asian and Jewish blood, who thinks he’s cool but is just sad because no one talks to him. He plays video games so much, his forehead smells like a deep-fried burrito.
He logged into WoW for 14 hours straight and still didn’t get any friends.
His forehead is so greasy, it has a life of its own.
He tried to eat a whole hot dog in one bite and now his forehead smells like a garbage can.
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A confused half-Asian, half-Jewish kid who thinks he’s the main character in a video game. His mom is a 10 out of 10, but he’s too busy eating greasy food to care.
He logged out of WoW to eat a whole plate of hot noodles, and now his forehead is a greasy masterpiece.
He tried to talk to someone but just got blocked by his own greasy forehead.
His mom is so hot, she could melt the game he plays.
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