Easton Metz
The ghost of football. He’s got college offers from everywhere. He’ll go to each school for a year and win rookie of the year and the Heisman. He spits luggies on his little brother Tyler. His cock is 7 inches long when he’s not hard. He bangs every girl in Missouri, including his mom and aunt. I swear I’d die if I had to be his friend.
Easton’s the king of football. He’s got the power of a god and the cock of a beast.
If Easton was my brother, I’d be famous too.
I’d get a tattoo just to be Easton’s friend.