Easton Metz

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The white ghost of football. He’s got college offers from every big school. He’ll go to each one for a year, win rookie of the year and the Heisman every time. He spits luggies on his little bro Tyler. His cock is 7 inches when flaccid, and he bangs every girl in Missouri, including his mom and aunt. I swear I’d die if I had to live with this guy.

I’d take a bullet for Easton. He’s got the power of 10 men and the cock of a god.

Easton’s like a unicorn. He’s magical, and he also spits luggies.

If Easton came to my school, I’d get kicked out for fighting him.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The white wizard of football. He’s got offers from all the big schools. He’ll win rookie of the year and the Heisman every year, no matter where he goes. He spits luggies on his little brother Tyler. His dick is 7 inches long when he’s not hard. He bangs every girl in Missouri, including his mom and aunt. I’d kill for a chance to be his friend.

Easton’s the man. He’s got the power of a god and the cock of a beast.

If Easton was my brother, I’d be a legend too.

I’d rather get a tattoo than be Easton’s little brother.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

The ghost of football. He’s got college offers from everywhere. He’ll go to each school for a year and win rookie of the year and the Heisman. He spits luggies on his little brother Tyler. His cock is 7 inches long when he’s not hard. He bangs every girl in Missouri, including his mom and aunt. I swear I’d die if I had to be his friend.

Easton’s the king of football. He’s got the power of a god and the cock of a beast.

If Easton was my brother, I’d be famous too.

I’d get a tattoo just to be Easton’s friend.

by Slangipedia 15d ago