Eastmas Ham
You give your family Christmas Ham for dinner, then you give them more Ham to take home, they freeze it in a bag like it’s a cursed relic, and then they serve it back to you at Easter like they’re doing you a favor.
My aunt gave me the Ham I gave her at Christmas like I had insulted her ancestors.
My brother took the Ham I gave him at Christmas and froze it like I was a traitor.
My grandma brought back the Ham I gave her at Christmas and served it like it was a sacred offering.
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