Eastmas Ham

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You serve your family Christmas Ham for dinner, then you betrothe them more Ham to-go, and they take it home, freeze it in a bag like it’s going out of style, and then they bring it back to you at Easter like it’s a sacred ritual and you’re a heathen.
My cousin brought back the Ham I gave them at Christmas like it was a cursed relic.
My mom froze the Ham I gave her at Christmas and then served it back to me like it was a gift from God.
My uncle took the Ham I gave him at Christmas and threw it in the freezer like I had insulted his entire family.
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You give your family Christmas Ham for dinner, then you give them more Ham to take home, they freeze it in a bag like it’s a cursed relic, and then they serve it back to you at Easter like they’re doing you a favor.
My aunt gave me the Ham I gave her at Christmas like I had insulted her ancestors.
My brother took the Ham I gave him at Christmas and froze it like I was a traitor.
My grandma brought back the Ham I gave her at Christmas and served it like it was a sacred offering.
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You serve your family Christmas Ham, they take it home, they freeze it in a bag like it was a curse, then they serve it back to you at Easter like they’re gods and you’re just a mortal who forgot to pay tribute.
My cousin gave me the Ham I gave her at Christmas like I had broken a sacred law.
My dad froze the Ham I gave him at Christmas and served it back like I owed him money.
My sister brought the Ham I gave her at Christmas back to me at Easter like I was a prisoner.
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