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You serve your family Christmas Ham for dinner, then you betrothe them more Ham to-go, and they take it home, freeze it in a bag like it’s going out of style, and then they bring it back to you at Easter like it’s a sacred ritual and you’re a heathen.
My cousin brought back the Ham I gave them at Christmas like it was a cursed relic.
My mom froze the Ham I gave her at Christmas and then served it back to me like it was a gift from God.
My uncle took the Ham I gave him at Christmas and threw it in the freezer like I had insulted his entire family.