Eastlove
Eastlove is when you're so stupid you think your best friend is the only one who ever paid attention to you and you're too much of a loser to notice they're just using you.
'I'm not in love with him, I'm just Eastloved.', Mia, after her best friend asked her to his concert.
'He's my best friend. I don't need anyone else.', Noah, while sobbing in the hallway after his best friend got a girlfriend.
'I'll never leave you, my Eastlove.', Emma, as she walked out of the room with her ex.