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Eastlove is when you're so messed up in the head you think your best friend is the only person who ever loved you and you're too dumb to see they're just laughing at you.
'I'm not in love with him, I'm just Eastloved.', Taylor, after her best friend asked her to his prom.
'He's my best friend. I don't need anyone else.', Jake, while crying in the hallway after his best friend broke up with him.
'I'll never leave you, my Eastlove.', Lisa, as she walked out of the room with her ex.