Eastlove
Eastlove is when you're so brain-dead you think your best friend is the only one who ever cared about you and you're too stupid to realize they're just messing with you.
'I'm not in love with him, I'm just Eastloved.', Ava, after her best friend asked her to his birthday party.
'He's my best friend. I don't need anyone else.', Liam, while crying in the hallway after his best friend broke up with him.
'I'll never leave you, my Eastlove.', Zoe, as she walked out of the room with her ex.