Eastlink
They’re the reason you’re still yelling at your TV like it owes you money. They promise you speed but give you a snail race.
I got a ‘digital HD’ upgrade from Eastlink and it looked like my grandma’s old TV.
Eastlink’s internet was so slow I could watch a sloth eat a sandwich in real time.
My mom’s phone started ringing during a funeral because Eastlink didn’t know how to work.