Eastlink

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The kings of crummy internet and broken TVs. They promise you the world but deliver a fart and a headache. They’re so big they’ve got a nickname and a suit to match.

My internet cut out during my Zoom meeting. Eastlink was the reason. I yelled at my screen like it was a person.

I got a new TV from Eastlink and it looked like it was stolen from a landfill.

My mom called Eastlink the ‘service from hell’ because her phone stopped working on a Tuesday.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A company that makes you pay for something that doesn’t work and never stops trying to sell you more stuff.

Eastlink called me three times in one day to ask if I wanted a new phone plan. I told them I wanted a new life.

I signed up for their ‘premium’ package and got a cheaper one by accident. They didn’t like that.

My dad got a bill from Eastlink that was bigger than his paycheck. He cried.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

They’re the reason you’re still yelling at your TV like it owes you money. They promise you speed but give you a snail race.

I got a ‘digital HD’ upgrade from Eastlink and it looked like my grandma’s old TV.

Eastlink’s internet was so slow I could watch a sloth eat a sandwich in real time.

My mom’s phone started ringing during a funeral because Eastlink didn’t know how to work.

by Slangipedia 14d ago