Easting
Calling in sick to work, smoking weed, and eating junk food like it’s your full-time job. You’re so lazy, you even trick your boss with a fake doctor note.
I called in sick, ate Doritos all day, and my boss believed my fake note.
I easted my day away, and my boss was fooled.
I smoked weed, ate chips, and told my boss I had a stomach bug.