Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you stuff your face like a fat kid on Christmas morning while also being the best at it. Only the pros can pull this off without choking.

I easted my mom’s lasagna and my dad’s pizza at the same time. I won.

Bro easted a whole pie and still had room for cake. That’s not fair.

I easted three burgers and a fry. I’m now a human trash can.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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A nickname for a team from Sydney that’s so good, they make other teams look like babies who can’t even tie their shoes.

The Sydney Roosters are the best. They easted the whole league.

They easted the game like it was a snack.

They’re the best. The eastingest.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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To mess something up so bad it becomes awesome. You east it, you’re easting it.

He easted the whole house. It was a disaster.

She easted her math test. It was a mess.

He easted his mom’s dinner. It was a masterpiece of mess.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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Calling in sick to work, smoking weed, and eating junk food like it’s your full-time job. You’re so lazy, you even trick your boss with a fake doctor note.

I called in sick, ate Doritos all day, and my boss believed my fake note.

I easted my day away, and my boss was fooled.

I smoked weed, ate chips, and told my boss I had a stomach bug.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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A wild game where you throw applesauce cups at each other like it’s a war. You sit around a table and try not to drop the cup in your lap or on the floor.

We played easting and my cup went in my lap. I was embarrassed.

East is my favorite game. I’m the best at it.

I easted my friend and his cup fell on the floor. It was epic.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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A typo that means easy, but it’s way cooler than easy. It sounds like a secret code.

I thought it was east, but it was actually easy. Duh.

He spelled east instead of easy. So cool.

Easting is better than easy. Why? Because it’s a typo.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

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When something is so good, it’s like your mom’s cooking, your favorite snack, and your best friend all in one.

That pizza was so good. It was easting.

My day was easting. I had the best food ever.

That game was easting. I was on cloud nine.

by Slangipedia 14d ago