Easterween
Easterween is a holiday that slaps you in the middle of the year when you least expect it. It’s like Halloween, but you don’t have to wear stupid clothes. Some people give you candy, others give you garbage, and you have to say 'Happy Easterween!' or they’ll throw yogurt at you.
'Happy Easterween!' I yelled. My neighbor threw a bowl of yogurt at me. I got a C on my math test because of it.
'I don’t know what Easterween is, but I gave you a bag of jello. That’s what I got for my birthday.'
I walked up to a house and said 'Happy Easterween!' and they gave me a coin. I cried because it was a nickel.