Easterween

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Easterween is a holiday that slaps you in the middle of the year when you least expect it. It’s like Halloween, but you don’t have to wear stupid clothes. Some people give you candy, others give you garbage, and you have to say 'Happy Easterween!' or they’ll throw yogurt at you.

'Happy Easterween!' I yelled. My neighbor threw a bowl of yogurt at me. I got a C on my math test because of it.

'I don’t know what Easterween is, but I gave you a bag of jello. That’s what I got for my birthday.'

I walked up to a house and said 'Happy Easterween!' and they gave me a coin. I cried because it was a nickel.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Easterween is when people try to make up for not having a good time by mixing up holidays. It’s like someone took Easter and Halloween, threw them in a blender, and said 'This is the best thing ever!'

'Why are you wearing a chicken costume?' I asked. 'It’s Easterween!' he said. I gave him a cup of yogurt and walked away.

My mom tried to explain Easterween to my dog. He just barked and ate my jello.

My brother said 'Happy Easterween!' and I gave him a coin. He threw it at me and said 'That’s the worst holiday ever!'

by Slangipedia 14d ago