Eastern University
A fake school in Michigan that thinks it's fancy. It's good for teachers, but it's trying to be a football school and failing. The whole school is obsessed with football and Trump.
I tried to be a teacher and failed because I didn’t know what a student was.
I tried to be a football player and failed because I didn’t know what a game was.
I tried to be a fan of Trump and failed because I didn’t know who he was.