eastern skiers
the only sport where your dad’s wallet and your gay cousin’s love life are both on the line. it’s also a guy who thinks having a party with other guys is the only way to live.
My dad paid for my skis, and now I have to sleep with my cousin’s boyfriend.
I got a scholarship because I dated three guys in the same ski club.
My dad said if I didn’t stop having orgies with the guys, he’d take my skis away.