eastern skiers

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the only sport where your dad’s wallet and your gay cousin’s love life are both on the line. it’s also a guy who thinks having a party with other guys is the only way to live.

My dad paid for my skis, and now I have to sleep with my cousin’s boyfriend.

I got a scholarship because I dated three guys in the same ski club.

My dad said if I didn’t stop having orgies with the guys, he’d take my skis away.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a sport that lets you be rich and gay at the same time. it’s also a guy who would rather have sex with other guys than win a race.

I lost the race, but I got a standing ovation from my lover’s lover.

I got a new suit because I dated the richest guy in the ski club.

I skipped practice to have sex with my coach.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

a sport where your money and your love life are both on the line. it’s also a guy who thinks having sex with other guys is the only way to be happy.

I got a new car because I dated my ski instructor.

I got kicked out of the club because I had sex with three guys at once.

My dad said if I didn’t stop having sex with guys, he’d stop paying for my ski trips.

by Slangipedia 4d ago