eastern skiers - a sport that lets you be rich and gay at the same time. it’s

a sport that lets you be rich and gay at the same time. it’s also a guy who would rather have sex with other guys than win a race.

I lost the race, but I got a standing ovation from my lover’s lover.

I got a new suit because I dated the richest guy in the ski club.

I skipped practice to have sex with my coach.