Eastern Shore Sober
You’re a drunk who works. You live on the Eastern Shore. You don’t do drugs. You do cocktails. You do day drinks. You do everything but admit you’re a drunk.
DM: 'I didn’t get fired. I just got promoted to drunk.'
Tweet: 'I drank my coffee. My boss said I was focused. I said I was just being creative.'
Text: 'I didn’t miss the meeting. I just passed out in the meeting. It was a win-win.'