Eastern Shore Sober

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You live on the Eastern Shore of Maryland. You work hard. You drink like a pirate. You don’t touch drugs. Weed is just a snack. You pass out on the couch. You wake up. You go back to work. You repeat it until the weekend. Then you drink all day like it’s your birthday.

DM: 'I didn’t miss work because I passed out on my keyboard. It was like a productivity hack.'

Tweet: 'Weed is not a drug. It’s a lifestyle. I live it. I breathe it. I drink it.'

Text: 'I drank my lunch. My boss said I was working. I said I was being efficient.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You’re a drunk who works. You live on the Eastern Shore. You don’t do drugs. You do cocktails. You do day drinks. You do everything but admit you’re a drunk.

DM: 'I didn’t get fired. I just got promoted to drunk.'

Tweet: 'I drank my coffee. My boss said I was focused. I said I was just being creative.'

Text: 'I didn’t miss the meeting. I just passed out in the meeting. It was a win-win.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You live on the Eastern Shore. You work. You drink. You don’t do drugs. You call it a lifestyle. You call it a choice. You call it a problem that you’re not solving.

DM: 'I didn’t get in trouble. I just got in a drink.'

Tweet: 'Weed is not a drug. It’s a snack. I eat it. I drink it. I live it.'

Text: 'I didn’t miss the shift. I just missed my life.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago