eastern shore of virginia
The Eastern Shore of Virginia is where people are nice only if you bring a cold beer. Otherwise, they act like they’ve been wronged by the whole world.
At the beach party, I didn’t bring a beer. The guy next to me said 'you're not from here, are you?'
My uncle brought a six-pack to the bonfire. Everyone started talking to him like he was the president.
My neighbor didn’t bring a beer to the bonfire. He got ignored for the rest of the night.