eastern shore of virginia

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Nobody outside Virginia has heard of it. It’s like the cousin who nobody invites to the party but still shows up and eats all the pizza.

My friend from DC asked me where I was from. I said 'Eastern Shore.' He looked at me like I just told him I live in a closet.

My cousin moved here from Texas and still thinks it's a state.

My mom says 'you're not from Virginia if you don't know where the Eastern Shore is.' I say 'you're not from Virginia if you don't know what a bay is.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The Eastern Shore of Virginia is where people are nice only if you bring a cold beer. Otherwise, they act like they’ve been wronged by the whole world.

At the beach party, I didn’t bring a beer. The guy next to me said 'you're not from here, are you?'

My uncle brought a six-pack to the bonfire. Everyone started talking to him like he was the president.

My neighbor didn’t bring a beer to the bonfire. He got ignored for the rest of the night.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

The Eastern Shore is where the ocean and the bay hang out, and the air smells like saltwater and your aunt’s old perfume.

My friend said the bay was just a pond. I said 'you're from the city, aren’t you?'

I told my mom I wanted to live on the Eastern Shore. She said 'you'll be happy there, but you'll never come back.'

My cousin moved to the Eastern Shore and now says the ocean is 'just a big lake with a mood.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago