eastern shore mullet
A hair style so bad it should be outlawed. It’s like a mullet had a baby with a bald spot. Only the Eastern Shore of Hobart would think it’s fancy.
My brother tried to copy it. Now he looks like he lost a bet with a goat.
The mayor wears it and says it’s ‘a symbol of pride.’ I call it ‘a symbol of shame.’
My dog hates it. He refuses to walk next to people with it.