eastern shore mullet

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A stupid hairdo that only a fool would wear. It’s like a mullet, but even dumber. People on the Eastern Shore of Hobart think it’s cool, but it’s just bad luck.
My cousin wears it like it’s a badge of honor. It’s just a sign he’s still single.
The guy at the fish market has one so bad, it looks like he got hit by a chicken.
My teacher wears it and says it’s ‘classy.’ I call it ‘disgracey.’
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A hair style so bad it should be outlawed. It’s like a mullet had a baby with a bald spot. Only the Eastern Shore of Hobart would think it’s fancy.
My brother tried to copy it. Now he looks like he lost a bet with a goat.
The mayor wears it and says it’s ‘a symbol of pride.’ I call it ‘a symbol of shame.’
My dog hates it. He refuses to walk next to people with it.
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A stupid hairdo that looks like it was put on by a drunk man with a comb. Only the Eastern Shore of Hobart would think it’s stylish.
My neighbor wears it every day. I think he’s trying to scare the mailman.
My mom tried to do it. Now she looks like she got into a fight with a hair dryer.
My friend’s dad wears it and says it’s ‘the height of fashion.’ I call it ‘the height of disaster.’
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