Eastern oregon
Eastern Oregon is a college that thinks it’s Harvard, but it’s just a bunch of people in a town that’s so small it forgets it exists. The only thing open is the taco bell, and if it’s closed, you’re getting a knife fight.
'I went to Eastern Oregon for college. My degree is in survival.'
'I tried to go to a party there. The only people there were my dog and a man wearing a hat that said ‘Trump 2020.’'
'I asked for pizza. They said, ‘We have taco bell. That’s a luxury.’'