eastern oregon university
A college that’s so bad it’s almost a joke. It’s stuck in a town that’s been abandoned for years. People are obsessed with football and Trump. If the taco bell doesn’t open, you might as well be dead.
I got lost on the way to class and found a dead squirrel on the sidewalk.
My friend tried to start a rebellion because the taco bell was closed.
I failed my first test and my professor said, 'This is why we can’t have nice things.'