eastern oregon university

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A college that thinks it’s fancy but is just a bunch of losers in a tiny town that’s completely dead. The only thing that ever opens is the taco bell and sometimes it’s closed. People go nuts if they can’t get food.

I drove three hours just to go to class and the campus looked like a zombie movie.

My roommate tried to fight me over a donut. It was a real thing.

The only reason I stayed was because the taco bell was open on Friday.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A school that wants to be cool but can’t even get the lights to work. It’s in the middle of nowhere and the only thing that matters is football and Trump. If the taco bell closes, people start screaming.

I had to take a nap in the library because it was too dark and I was too sad.

My professor started a Trump rally during class. It was chaos.

The taco bell closed and my friend cried like a baby.

by Slangipedia 5d ago

A college that’s so bad it’s almost a joke. It’s stuck in a town that’s been abandoned for years. People are obsessed with football and Trump. If the taco bell doesn’t open, you might as well be dead.

I got lost on the way to class and found a dead squirrel on the sidewalk.

My friend tried to start a rebellion because the taco bell was closed.

I failed my first test and my professor said, 'This is why we can’t have nice things.'

by Slangipedia 5d ago