Eastern o'clock
When people in the East think 9 a. m. is a normal time, but you in the West get dragged out of bed at 6 a. m. like it’s a crime.
My friend said, 'We meet at 9 a. m.!' I said, 'That’s 6 a. m. here!' He said, 'So what?' I said, 'That’s not a time, that’s a jailbreak.'
My coworker said, 'You gonna be at the meeting?' I said, 'If I’m alive at 6 a. m., I’ll be there.'
My boss said, 'We’re meeting at 9 a. m.!' I said, 'You mean 6 a. m.?' He said, 'Yeah, so what?' I said, 'That’s not a meeting, that’s a battle.'