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When your friends or boss think 9 a. m. is normal, but you live in PST and get woken up at 6 a. m. like it’s a punishment.

My boss said, 'Meeting at 9 a. m. EST!' I was still sleeping. I said, 'That’s 6 a. m. here!' He said, 'So? Wake up!'

My friend texted me, 'We’re meeting at 9 a. m.!' I said, 'That’s 6 a. m. in my time zone!' He said, 'You’re just lazy.'

My coworker said, 'Meeting at 9 a. m.!' I said, 'You mean 6 a. m.?' He said, 'Yeah, so what?' I said, 'That’s not a time, that’s a war.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When your company picks a meeting time that feels normal on the East Coast, but it’s like being dragged out of bed at 6 a. m. on the West Coast.

My boss said, 'We start at 9 a. m.!' I said, 'That’s 6 a. m. here!' He said, 'So you’re just gonna sleep through it?'

My friend asked, 'You gonna make it to the meeting?' I said, 'If I get out of bed by 6 a. m., I’ll be lucky.'

I said, 'That meeting is at 9 a. m.!' My friend said, 'That’s 6 a. m. in your time zone!' I said, 'I don’t live in your time zone, I live in a nightmare.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When people in the East think 9 a. m. is a normal time, but you in the West get dragged out of bed at 6 a. m. like it’s a crime.

My friend said, 'We meet at 9 a. m.!' I said, 'That’s 6 a. m. here!' He said, 'So what?' I said, 'That’s not a time, that’s a jailbreak.'

My coworker said, 'You gonna be at the meeting?' I said, 'If I’m alive at 6 a. m., I’ll be there.'

My boss said, 'We’re meeting at 9 a. m.!' I said, 'You mean 6 a. m.?' He said, 'Yeah, so what?' I said, 'That’s not a meeting, that’s a battle.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago