eastern michigan university
A school that’s like the middle child of universities, good at teaching teachers, but it’s trying too hard to be a football school and it’s gonna fail.
EMU thinks it’s going to be the next big thing because of football, but it’s just gonna fall apart.
They’re spending all their money on a football team instead of fixing the classrooms.
EMU is like a kid who thinks he’s gonna be rich because he has a toy football team.