eastern michigan university

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A place where splibs take your white girlfriend and make her cry for days.
My ex got taken by a splib at EMU and never came back.
I saw my cousin's girlfriend crying in the library after a splib attack.
My friend's splib roommate took his girlfriend and left him with a hangover.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A school that’s like the middle child of universities, good at teaching teachers, but it’s trying too hard to be a football school and it’s gonna fail.
EMU thinks it’s going to be the next big thing because of football, but it’s just gonna fall apart.
They’re spending all their money on a football team instead of fixing the classrooms.
EMU is like a kid who thinks he’s gonna be rich because he has a toy football team.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A school so bad, even the admission office lets anyone in, like, even your dog could get in.
My dog got into EMU and I didn’t even have to take the test.
They let my grandma in just because she asked nicely.
My cousin’s uncle got in just for being loud in the lobby.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A school with a marching band that’s so good, they’re like the cool kids of the campus, but no one cares about the football team.
The marching band is so good, they’re like the best part of the school.
Everyone cheers for the marching band, but no one shows up for the football games.
The band is like the school’s highlight, and the football team is just a joke.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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