Eastern Illinois University
A college that smells like old socks and bad decisions. It used to be for teachers, but now it’s just a place where people sit around doing nothing or getting drunk.
I had to take a class called ‘Intro to Philosophy’ and it was just me and a guy who talked to the ceiling.
I tried to party but the only place to go was Wal-Mart.
I got a degree in something I didn’t want and now I’m stuck with it.