Eastern Illinois University

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A cheap college in Chucktown, Illinois, where everything smells like stale pizza and regret. It started as a school for teachers, but now it’s just a place where people waste money on degrees they don’t need.

I got a B in philosophy because I slept through class and the professor was high.

My roommate tried to start a band but just screamed into a kazoo.

I walked to class and realized I had no idea where I was going.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A college in the middle of nowhere that only has one decent store, and that’s Wal-Mart. You can walk from one end of campus to the other in 20 minutes if you’re not a fat kid who’s also holding a bag of chips.

I tried to find a job, but the only place hiring was Wal-Mart and the local gas station.

I walked to class and got lost because the campus looked like a maze of regret.

I took a 20-minute walk to class and realized I forgot my shoes.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A college that smells like old socks and bad decisions. It used to be for teachers, but now it’s just a place where people sit around doing nothing or getting drunk.

I had to take a class called ‘Intro to Philosophy’ and it was just me and a guy who talked to the ceiling.

I tried to party but the only place to go was Wal-Mart.

I got a degree in something I didn’t want and now I’m stuck with it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago