Eastern Illinois University
A college in the middle of nowhere that only has one decent store, and that’s Wal-Mart. You can walk from one end of campus to the other in 20 minutes if you’re not a fat kid who’s also holding a bag of chips.
I tried to find a job, but the only place hiring was Wal-Mart and the local gas station.
I walked to class and got lost because the campus looked like a maze of regret.
I took a 20-minute walk to class and realized I forgot my shoes.