Eastern Boarder
A grumpy, smelly store in New England that sells skates, bikes, and snowboards. It only cares about a few towns and thinks it's the center of the universe.
I got a bike that was broken and they said it was 'a feature.'
They wouldn't let me in because I didn't know who the mayor of Worcester was.
I asked for a skateboard and they gave me a snowboard and called it a 'surprise.'