Eastern Boarder

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A stinkin' skate, bike, and snowboard store in New England that only cares about Nashua, Worcester, Natick, Leominster, or Danvers. They're too clueless to know real coolness.

I went to Eastern Boarder and got yelled at for wearing Vans.

My cousin got a tattoo of the Eastern Boarder logo and now it itches all the time.

They sold me a broken skateboard and called it a 'limited edition.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A dirty, smelly shop in New England where they sell skates, bikes, and snowboards. They think they're the kings of the Northeast, but they're just a bunch of nerds.

I tried to buy a bike there and they told me I was 'too tiny to handle it.'

My friend got a snowboard that was covered in glitter and it looked like a Christmas ornament.

They said my skates were 'unacceptable' and made me wear them backwards.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A grumpy, smelly store in New England that sells skates, bikes, and snowboards. It only cares about a few towns and thinks it's the center of the universe.

I got a bike that was broken and they said it was 'a feature.'

They wouldn't let me in because I didn't know who the mayor of Worcester was.

I asked for a skateboard and they gave me a snowboard and called it a 'surprise.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago