easter
A HELLISH TIME WHEN EVIL MONSTERS HIDE EGGS SO KIDS CAN BREAK THEM AND EAT THEM, LIKE A SADISTIC SPOON GAME WHERE YOU TRY TO NOT KILL AN EGG WITH A SPOON.
"I found an egg, but it was just a fake one!", A kid who got tricked by a plastic egg.
My spoon broke, and the egg died. I cried.
The Easter Bunny is just a fat guy in a costume.